It could go so wrong, just like this tense table depicted by the beloved Roz Chast. This one could be The Last Thanksgiving, but I have a suggestion: Cider to the rescue! For the gluten avoiders, go cider! No salt in cider, done. No lactose, either, by golly. Vegetarians eat fruit, and drink it too. No animal products in cider. Macrobiotic, well... Fanatic traditionalist, this is your wheelhouse. On a cleanse, a sour cider! Strictly kosher, hmmmm. Ultra-picky gourmet, in the